Total Medals Earned: 499 (From 48 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,045 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 7/7 (105/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/65 points)
Get level 2!
Defeat box glove!
Defeat disco ball!
Get level 10!
Defeat hidra!
Get level 30!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (115/115 points)
Split horizontally for the first time
Split vertically for the first time
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/145 points)
You completed the tutorial!
This game sux!!!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 8/15 (85/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (210/235 points)
Congratulations! You beat the game!
Unlocked 20 chests with Lock Pick or Skeleton Keys.
Completed all the quests in Camp Gizbo.
Lucky enough to loot a rare world drop!
Have 5 gold or more at one point in the game.
Medals Earned: 7/17 (170/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Crushing the tram
Crushing 65 Containers
Crushing the Air Racer
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.